"CustomInk T-Shirts"

Ever wanted to create your own t-shirts for a party, family reunion or an occasion that is close to your heart? Well, the place to go is CustomInk T-Shirts. CustomInk.com that is. I have had a class t-shirt created, a dance team sweat shirt, and my own most recent creation a Christmas dinner t-shirt for my deceased loved ones. CustomInk has exceptional service. If you need any help just call and talk to a representative, I guarantee that they will bless you with the best service you have ever had with any sales representative. I promise that the service comes so natural that it is like having a business conversation with a very helpful friend. They give you options in making your design better and they give you their personal extensions if you desire to speak with them every time you call.

 It was truly a special experience and there is nothing I would do to change it. I must admit I had three exceptional representatives and those were Molly, Matt, and Marium, these people mad the experience as easy as 1, 2, 3. Oh I cannot forget about the creative team the way they took my grandmother’s picture, recreated it and made it so life like amazes me. They truly have talent and they are blessed to have the talents they have because everyone cannot do what they do. I am excited about wearing my shirt on Christmas Day because of them. I paid for quality and that is exactly what I received. A+ My advice to anyone who is creating a shirt would be to call and communicate with a T-Shirt Specialist. It will be beneficial to your vision. I didn't tell you that you can email them! Yes, you can email them. That is so convenient, wouldn't ask for anything more.  I wish every company could respect their customers like they do but it isn't possible.

Note: Creativity is based on vision and visions are based on creativity. Also, My CustomInk Octopus is the cutest thing ever… and there is a sticker attached to the shirt… I was so excited to see the creativity they show with their own products… OMGosh cute cute cute….

Go to… www.customink.com

"So I wrote"

So I wrote this story about a dude I was friends with and a dude I desire to be with… lmao…. That’s all I had to say. 

"Dem Toes Update"

So last night I redid my toes again. I had a picture of the other set but one of my friends told me my feet were ugly and I got insecure about them, something that I have never done before. In my whole life time there has been two people who have said my feet was ugly and it was him and some other dude. I’ve had feet haters on facebook but I ignore them because they were on some other stuff and they were women. But anyways I have come to the point where everybody has their opinion; I have seen some dirt scratchers and at least I take care of mine and keep mine up… I’ll post a digital picture.. I don’t care what he say. lol

Word of Advice ladies keep your toe game up… It maybe winter time but it is winter time in FL. 

Army Men

Men of honor, Men of superiority and trust me when I say they are domineering.

If I could use any song to describe my men I would use He Is by Brandy.

Whether it’s two years or 20 years they seek refuge in such a dangerous area of life.

What we see on the outside is not always like it is on the inside. I thank God for that.

They have will power to do things that I couldn’t do so I love them for that.

I don’t know firsthand what it’s like but that’s one experience that will forever change my life.

Army men surround me and it’s scary. A few army women too.

I trust them to stay in my life but I worry for them not to be there when I wake up in the morning. That is not just for army men but anyone in this world. It just seems for prominent for them because of the career they have chosen.

My army men. Oh yeah and women. 

"I’m Sorry Best friend"

I’m sorry best friend for not being there when you needed me to be there.

I’m sorry best friend for not calling you as often as I was supposed to.

I’m sorry for loving you but not showing you how much.

I’m sorry for being so selfish and not keeping in touch because I felt like you shouldn’t have left.

I’m sorry for not supporting you through your growth processes.

I’m sorry for not being a real best friend. I will do better.

I’m sorry for not praying for you and myself.

I’m sorry for the hard work that I put into relationships that I didn’t last long.

I’m sorry self. I’m sorry best friend.

"Fart Girl"

“That Bitch Just Nasty”

So let me tell you about this girl I formally call The Fart Girl. First let me tell you that this class is a discussion type class so we are sitting in a circle and we are all communicating about the subject at hand. Okay so while everyone is talking this bitch is sitting next to me playing with her toes, her feet in the chair, and multicolored hair like her ass been through a tie-dye factory. While eating with one hand and play with her toes with the other this bitch farts and waits 3 minutes later to say excuse me. Why the hell? That is just nasty.

Time two. This funky ass female has a cold. She is sitting there blowing her nose and wiping snot on her hand. We have snacks in this class because it’s so long. But this hoe receives her snack, remember this is a college setting, and she eats it without washing her hands or using hand sanitizer. JUST NASTY. When she finishes this hoe uses her fingers to clean her Styrofoam plate. Then on top of that she licks the plate. WHO DOES THAT? Are you starving? If you are starving I advise you to stop changing the color of your hair every damn week and buy your ass some food because this is just ridiculous. You all may think I am joking about Fart Girl’s behavior but I’m not this was some serious stuff and I had to write about it. No more classes with that chick. 

"10 Things We Say Daily"

“Things may not say out loud”

1.      Where my Shoes At?

2.      I’ll hit that!

3.      Did I put on deodorant?

4.      What’s that smell?

5.      I’m hungry.

6.      How many times will I see this commercial? 

7.      Shut up!

8.      Whelp, got to pee again!

9.      Sleep, Sleep, Sleep.

10.  Time to shower. 

"Dem Toes"

Just Freestyling:

Ever looked down at your toes and the first thing  you say is "Damn it look like somebody been chewing on these b****es"?

Well, I just did that and that is so sad when I know I normally keep them did like every two weeks. I guess Spanish, Communications, English Workshop and Tutoring are eating them up!

Welp... Love yall...

I guess I'm about to go handle this problem...

"12 Types of Women You Are Bound To Meet In Life"

1.      Educated Sistah

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Smart and Educated

                                                             ii.      Will fight a bi*** about her man

                                                            iii.      Is Mentally Prepared for Relationships

                                                           iv.      Has a degree and an aspiring career

                                                             v.      Looks sexy as hell in a business suit/dress pants

                                                           vi.      Be the perfect one to have a child with; wifey

                                                          vii.      Conservative in public but a freak inside anywhere

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      More book smart than street

                                                             ii.      Lacks experiences

                                                            iii.      Needs Spontaneity in her life

                                                           iv.      Will snap on you and your momma

                                                             v.      Doesn’t date often

2.      Psychotic Syndrome

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Will protect your ass when no one else would

                                                             ii.      Will support your stupid ventures

                                                            iii.      Will most likely have a connection with some of your closest relatives; even Mom

                                                           iv.      Will always be there; definitely don’t have to look for her.

                                                             v.      An can give you the best sex you ever had especially when she’s mad

                                                           vi.      Believes in chains, whips, etc.

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Accuses you of cheating when u be with her 24hrs a day

                                                             ii.      Checks your phone (texts, voicemails, missed calls..etc.)

                                                            iii.      Smells your d***

                                                           iv.      Calls you more than 4 times a day to ask you what you doing and where you at.

                                                             v.      Will threaten to kill you more than once

3.      Classy Church Lady

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Attends church on the regular

                                                             ii.      Doesn’t need validation

                                                            iii.      Puts the Lord before anything

                                                           iv.      Works in the church, at home, and a word

                                                             v.      Dedicated

                                                           vi.      The freak of the bunch

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Doesn’t have time for other things not church related

                                                             ii.      Goes out to the club after she leaves church

                                                            iii.      Prejudged based on her dedication to the church  

                                                           iv.      Ostracized

4.      Bag Lady

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      When on her good side you are in

                                                             ii.      Loves hard and fights hard

                                                            iii.      Will carry your problems as well as her own

                                                           iv.      Challengeable

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      It’s been 5 years and still hasn’t gotten over her ex.

                                                             ii.      Sexually Detached

                                                            iii.      Insecure

                                                           iv.      Has a wall up

                                                             v.      Will not let you meet her family

5.      Wifey

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Can tell you what you said without missing a word

                                                             ii.      Will piss you off and then make it better in the same sentence

                                                            iii.      Makes you weak just by her famous look

                                                           iv.      Knows how to cook, clean, and support

                                                             v.      Works hard for herself

                                                           vi.      Makes you feel like a King just by being in your presence

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Always got something to say about everything

                                                             ii.      Argues with you for the hell of it

                                                            iii.      Gets quiet; never know what she’s thinking

                                                           iv.      Can read your every move

                                                             v.      Knows when you’re lying

6.      Club Chick

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Keeps up her appearance (hair, nails, etc.)

                                                             ii.      Knows every song and dance that exists

                                                            iii.      Can mix your drinks with her eyes closed

                                                           iv.      You can call her at 2am and she’ll come thru

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Goes to the club every week; can tell you which one on which day

                                                             ii.      Everybody has her cell number

                                                            iii.      Doesn’t have time for a relationship

                                                           iv.      Immature

7.      Ms. Shopoholic

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Keep up with the latest trends

                                                             ii.       Buys you everything you need and then some

                                                            iii.      Has some of the sexiest panties and shoes, Vicki Secret; Stilettos

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Keeps your ass broke

                                                             ii.      Always in the mall

                                                            iii.      Gets paid and goes shopping; online and  in the mall

                                                           iv.      Shops with other people’s money

                                                             v.      Materialistic  

8.      Ms. Golddigger

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Makes you work harder

                                                             ii.      No attachments

                                                            iii.      Will give up the p****

                                                           iv.      Submissive

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Selfish

                                                             ii.      Make you broke

                                                            iii.      Does not love you not even a tad bit

                                                           iv.      Takes your money n spends it on her girls and herself

9.      Ms. Misunderstood

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Have all kinds of men chasing/talking to her but never responds.

                                                             ii.      Looks sexy in anything she wears

                                                            iii.      Loves challenges

                                                           iv.      Will prove a man wrong n don’t care if  he’s right

                                                             v.      Structured

                                                           vi.      Mystery

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Argumentative  

                                                             ii.      Undecided

                                                            iii.      Has many hopes and dreams

                                                           iv.      Used by many people

                                                             v.      Vulnerable

                                                           vi.      Never opens up

10.  Ms. Internet Hoe

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      Easy to get attached to

                                                             ii.      Dedicated in long distance relationships

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Has every social network you can think of including dating sites

                                                             ii.      Will never show her true self

                                                            iii.      Doesn’t know how to deal with people

                                                           iv.      Intimacy is not an option

                                                             v.      Clingy

11.   Ms. Perfect

a.       Advantages

                                                               i.      She has a life plan

                                                             ii.      Persistent

                                                            iii.      Won’t let anyone get the best of her

                                                           iv.      The bi*** really doesn’t exist

b.      Disadvantages

                                                               i.      Nothing she says is wrong

                                                             ii.      Wears a hair piece and toes are ugly

                                                            iii.      Drinks a lot to cover her insecurity

                                                           iv.      Farts in Public

12.  Mrs. Right

a.       There isn’t such a thing but you can search though.