1. Educated
Sistah
a. Advantages
i.
Smart and Educated
ii.
Will fight a bi*** about her man
iii.
Is Mentally Prepared for Relationships
iv.
Has a degree and an aspiring career
v.
Looks sexy as hell in a business suit/dress
pants
vi.
Be the perfect one to have a child with; wifey
vii.
Conservative in public but a freak inside
anywhere
b. Disadvantages
i.
More book smart than street
ii.
Lacks experiences
iii.
Needs Spontaneity in her life
iv.
Will snap on you and your momma
v.
Doesn’t date often
2. Psychotic
Syndrome
a. Advantages
i.
Will protect your ass when no one else would
ii.
Will support your stupid ventures
iii.
Will most likely have a connection with some of
your closest relatives; even Mom
iv.
Will always be there; definitely don’t have to
look for her.
v.
An can give you the best sex you ever had
especially when she’s mad
vi.
Believes in chains, whips, etc.
b. Disadvantages
i.
Accuses you of cheating when u be with her 24hrs
a day
ii.
Checks your phone (texts, voicemails, missed
calls..etc.)
iii.
Smells your d***
iv.
Calls you more than 4 times a day to ask you what
you doing and where you at.
v.
Will threaten to kill you more than once
3. Classy
Church Lady
a. Advantages
i.
Attends church on the regular
ii.
Doesn’t need validation
iii.
Puts the Lord before anything
iv.
Works in the church, at home, and a word
v.
Dedicated
vi.
The freak of the bunch
b. Disadvantages
i.
Doesn’t have time for other things not church
related
ii.
Goes out to the club after she leaves church
iii.
Prejudged based on her dedication to the church
iv.
Ostracized
4. Bag
Lady
a. Advantages
i.
When on her good side you are in
ii.
Loves hard and fights hard
iii.
Will carry your problems as well as her own
iv.
Challengeable
b. Disadvantages
i.
It’s been 5 years and still hasn’t gotten over
her ex.
ii.
Sexually Detached
iii.
Insecure
iv.
Has a wall up
v.
Will not let you meet her family
5. Wifey
a. Advantages
i.
Can tell you what you said without missing a
word
ii.
Will piss you off and then make it better in the
same sentence
iii.
Makes you weak just by her famous look
iv.
Knows how to cook, clean, and support
v.
Works hard for herself
vi.
Makes you feel like a King just by being in your
presence
b. Disadvantages
i.
Always got something to say about everything
ii.
Argues with you for the hell of it
iii.
Gets quiet; never know what she’s thinking
iv.
Can read your every move
v.
Knows when you’re lying
6. Club
Chick
a. Advantages
i.
Keeps up her appearance (hair, nails, etc.)
ii.
Knows every song and dance that exists
iii.
Can mix your drinks with her eyes closed
iv.
You can call her at 2am and she’ll come thru
b. Disadvantages
i.
Goes to the club every week; can tell you which
one on which day
ii.
Everybody has her cell number
iii.
Doesn’t have time for a relationship
iv.
Immature
7. Ms. Shopoholic
a. Advantages
i.
Keep up with the latest trends
ii.
Buys you
everything you need and then some
iii.
Has some of the sexiest panties and shoes, Vicki
Secret; Stilettos
b. Disadvantages
i.
Keeps your ass broke
ii.
Always in the mall
iii.
Gets paid and goes shopping; online and in the mall
iv.
Shops with other people’s money
v.
Materialistic
8. Ms. Golddigger
a. Advantages
i.
Makes you work harder
ii.
No attachments
iii.
Will give up the p****
iv.
Submissive
b. Disadvantages
i.
Selfish
ii.
Make you broke
iii.
Does not love you not even a tad bit
iv.
Takes your money n spends it on her girls and
herself
9. Ms.
Misunderstood
a. Advantages
i.
Have all kinds of men chasing/talking to her but
never responds.
ii.
Looks sexy in anything she wears
iii.
Loves challenges
iv.
Will prove a man wrong n don’t care if he’s right
v.
Structured
vi.
Mystery
b. Disadvantages
i.
Argumentative
ii.
Undecided
iii.
Has many hopes and dreams
iv.
Used by many people
v.
Vulnerable
vi.
Never opens up
10. Ms. Internet
Hoe
a. Advantages
i.
Easy to get attached to
ii.
Dedicated in long distance relationships
b. Disadvantages
i.
Has every social network you can think of
including dating sites
ii.
Will never show her true self
iii.
Doesn’t know how to deal with people
iv.
Intimacy is not an option
v.
Clingy
11. Ms. Perfect
a. Advantages
i.
She has a life plan
ii.
Persistent
iii.
Won’t let anyone get the best of her
iv.
The bi*** really doesn’t exist
b. Disadvantages
i.
Nothing she says is wrong
ii.
Wears a hair piece and toes are ugly
iii.
Drinks a lot to cover her insecurity
iv.
Farts in Public
12. Mrs.
Right
a. There
isn’t such a thing but you can search though.
