The definition of guy code can only be defined by a guy. The
humorous thing is why hasn’t women thought of a women code. I guess we are too
busy arguing of meaningless cheating men, choking ourselves with our skirts and
dresses, and suffocating in eyeliner, false eyelashes, and foundation. Guy code
is simply being there for the dude that is closest to them. Even if they don’t
really associate with each other it is like a rule of respect that they should
abide by; it’s kind of used to keep the next male in line. If the code if
violated it is right for the guy to officially let the next man know and
consequences are consequences.
Today, Nov. 18, 2011, I was
flipping through channels and I ran across the show #Guy Code on MTV2. I must
say it is extremely funny and very very informative. Different topics are given
and the panel of celebrities gave their honest opinion on the topic; most of
them are men but 2 of them are women. That is extremely interesting because of
the fact that it is informing the viewers of this television show that women
have opinions on these topics as well.
Topics listed were:
Manscaping
Flirttexters/Sexting
Bottle Service
Camping
Even J. Cole popped in and
gave his opinion of what AGOODASSNIGHT is…
- Drinking a little before you go to the club
- Attending the club and being announced that he is in
the building
- Whispering in a lil honey’s ear and leaving her there
- Dance a little
- Take that same honey home with him and waking up next
to her.
So I thought since the 2
females gave their opinions on what they thought each topic was about I should
as well.
Manscaping
Men say that manscaping makes their penis look bigger.
LMAO. Really? Or Does shaving make the penis’ appearance seem more visible to
the female whether big or small? In my own opinion I mean I don’t think it
really matters because either way the truth is the truth. I feel that he can’t
be a hypocrite. If he wants a women to be bald than he should be bald too, he
can’t complain about muff if he got it! Just saying! But as far as him telling
me he does it that’s gross...keep your shaving to yourself. Even how you shave
is too much.
Flirttexters/Sexting
For those who don’t know what sexting means it’s
basically sending text messages to the next person telling them what you would
like to do to them if you two were in the same space, basically anything goes
because it’s texting. LMAO. Now sending 1
picture of your penis is too much. No one wants to see your balls, your weewee
or both of them together. We are good! If you want someone to see your
thingamagiggy you should go on a date and have sex with them I am just saying.
Lol
Bottle Service
Bottle Service in the club is the biggest waste of money
ever especially for someone who is living check to check! Really NO one cares
that you are buying a $400 bottle of champagne or wine when you probably can go
to the nearest liquor store and get it for $50. The men on the show agree! It’s
just a stupid way to waste money! But the best way to really go broke doing
this shyt is getting into a bottle war. You buy one bottle and 4 or 5 girls
appear then the next dude do the same thing but he buys too and the bidding
start, shame, at the end of the night you have spent $1,000 and still NO GIRL!
LMAO I guess it makes them feel like they are strong and dominate but when they
get home and don’t have money to put gas in his car the next day he will most
definitely look strong and sexy then; CALLING HIS MOMMY!
Camping
Nobody does that shyt! I know I am completely wrong but
hey I am almost like the dudes on the show. Becoming one with nature doesn’t
exist anymore because you first take a car there, you bring food, drink beer,
and sleep in tents. Where’s the damn nature? Lol. Men camp to get away from us women because
they know that the average women is not taking her ass outside and sleeping out
there. It is a man get away; grilled food, woodsy smell, and fire the
essentials tools to man. But nothing kills me more than to know that one of the
men said that if a group of black guys go camping it’s because they broke out
of jail! LMAO
I must say that this show
is priceless and I love it just from watching it one time. If you would like to
watch it, it comes on, on Tuesday nights
at 11:00 p.m. channel 333 on Direct Tv.
If you would like to know
more about them check them out on
Oh yeah remember to
#GuyCode when you’re on Twitter.
Now my view of a
GOODASSNIGHT:
-Waking
up and seven o’clock at night with a fresh face, take out the fit for the
body, shower and air dry with the perfume of the night, get
dressed and leave the house.
- After I place the Ipod on the system, I pick up the crew,
walk around in the dollar store a minute to get everything we need and go
the club/bar.
- Then we in there.
- We dance our butts off, get a few drinks
(virgin and alcoholic), dance some more maybe dance with a dude here and there,
get some free rolls and dance some more!
- On the way home, windows rolled down –keep
your ass up- and get home and fall out on the closest place possible.
- But you know what waking up at 1pm because
that liq knocked you out = A GOODASSNIGHT
