"12 Types of Men You are Bound to Meet in Life"

1. Mr. Thug Life
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually sales drugs/smokes weed 
b. Doesn’t trust 
c. Always a thug
d. Have a criminal record

2. Mr. Naw I Don’t Have a Girl
Advantages
a. Spend quality time with you
b. Keeps you occupied
c. Always on time for dates

d. Treats you have never been treated before

Disadvantages
a. Has a full time girlfriend
b. Keeps you on a tight schedule; every date is when he has time.
c. Texts you more than calls.

d. Lets you know he has a gf; when you see him with her.

3. Mr. Big Balla
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Wears Jordan’s with everything
c. Take you out to places you never been

d. Won’t smoother you; trusts you

Disadvantages
a. Don’t communicate/text or call
b. He feels he has control over you and what you do
c. Spends time with you when he wants

d. he has no obligation to you but you to him.


4. Mr. I’m In the Industry
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumping parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

      d. Tells you everything you want to hear

      Disadvantages
      a. Sexuality is questioned.
      b. Is always on the move; not stable
      c. Is a liar
      d. Most definitely has a mix tape that he hasn’t finished since his 10^th grade Yr.


      5. Mr. Intellectual

      Advantages   

      a. Free spirit 
      b. Speaks from the heart
      c. Works hard for what he wants

      d. Good with words 

     
      Disadvantages
      a. Uses his book smarts as a way to communicate
      b. Uses a lot of metaphors
      c. Is a hidden social butterfly
      d. Clingy


     6. Mr. Ghetto 
     Advantages
     a. Loud
     b. Has a sense of humor
     c. Has a certain style about him that is very different from others.
     d. Very demanding
     e. Don’t play games

     Disadvantages
     a. Baby mamma drama

     b. either a mooch or always trying to make money
     c. Doesn’t believe shyt stank
     d. Cheaters/ womanizers/momma’s boys


    7. Mr. I’m A Righteous Black Man
      Advantages
      a. Very knowledgeable
      b. Freedom Rider
      c. Speaks with inspiration
      d. Wants more for themselves than just everyday life

      Disadvantages
      a. Loves white women

b. Questionable sexuality
c. Always wears vests/collar shirts

d. Has a nice nasty attitude

8. Mr. Too Damn Good to Be True
Advantages
a. Introduces you to his family
b. Will spend $95 on toes and nails
c. Tells you about all his past relationships
d. Christian

Disadvantages
a. He uses Christianity to get to you
b. Is a hoe
c. Text but don’t talk when he is guilty

d. Cheater who gets caught more than 2 times

9. Mr. Player

Advantages
a. Make you feel like you are the only one

b. Gives you attention
c. Tell you about the females in his past relationships
d. Pays his bills and works

Disadvantages
a. Self centered
b. Doesn’t acknowledge you in public.
c. Upscale apartment and internet but $10 hr. job pay (females pay for his shyt)

d. Says he loves you when he gets caught cheating.

10. Mr. I Have a Job
Advantages
a. Has a full time and part time job
b. Not clingy
c. Sweetheart (never forgets bday)
d. Big possibility of commitment

Disadvantages
a. Quits the job because he thinks you will take care of him

b. Smells himself and downgrades you
c. Is not truly committed to you but to working

d. Loves sex but not you. (that’s all he has time for)


11. Mr. Best friend
Advantages
a. Love you more than any other friend
b. supports everything that you do

c. Dedicated to you but not fully

d. Never lets you down

Disadvantages
a. Messed up/Hurt by females just like you

b. He has loved you since you two were in high school

c. Jealous of everyone but you

d. Is seen as a brother than your bf.


12. Mr. Right 

a. There isn’t one because you are looking for him; God didn’t send him.